Funny stories from life, “overheard” from ordinary people. Overheard stories (12 funny revelations)

Every day many events happen to us: funny or not so funny, funny or a little sad. There is even a special project that helps people anonymously share their revelations. Here the funniest first-hand stories. Put things aside for a while and recharge yourself in a good mood right now.

• My husband and I rarely drink alcohol. One evening I really wanted to drink a bottle of Czech beer. We always replace the word “beer” with “kvass”, because our 6-year-old daughter associates beer with marginalized individuals on the playground, whom we always cautiously avoid. So, we drink kvass, the phone rings. The daughter comes up: “Hello, hi, grandma! Everything is fine! Parents? They’re drinking beer, but they say it’s kvass!” Curtain.
• My grandmother received a new type of ID (a plastic card with a photo and all information about the owner). She came today, terribly dissatisfied, and said that everyone at the Public Service Center laughed at her. It turned out that my brother told her that now, when presenting an ID at the Pension Fund, she needs to hold it up to her face and say “Multi-passport.”
• I sit and roar. My husband wipes away my tears. I thought it was so cute. I went up to the mirror... and he drew on a mustache on me with blurry ink!
• In the kitchen, my wife makes tea, and our dog and I rub shoulders next to each other. Suddenly she slips on the laminate and drops the empty cup. I grab my wife, and the dog catches the cup with his teeth. I put my wife down, the dog gave her a cup and extended his paw to me. I gave him a high five and we walked away proudly.
• My friend once lost a kitten in her apartment. I looked everywhere! On the sofa, behind the sofa, on the balcony, in the toilet, in the bathroom, but everything is in vain... And she feels the urge to eat, opens the refrigerator, and there... her miracle is sleeping peacefully on a pot of soup.

• I go down the elevator, a taxi to the airport has already arrived and is waiting. I understand that something is wrong with the sneakers - I forgot to put insoles in them. I throw my things into the car and back to the 20th floor on the slow elevator - I want to have time to run to the apartment and back before the elevator leaves, so as not to get stuck waiting for the elevator.
  The plan is disrupted by a girl standing on my floor. Ok, I ask her to wait literally 15 seconds. She agrees with a kind of flirtatious smile. I run to get some insoles and hear the elevator close and leave. I think: well, my, how is this possible? I come back, and she’s standing and waiting for me without an elevator.

• I once discussed with my boyfriend, who absolutely does not know how to cook, what he would do if he were left with small children and without any means of communication with the world, but a full refrigerator. After thinking for a long time, he convulsively clung to me with the words: “What, you can’t abandon your children! You can’t leave them with me before they can eat sausages!”
• Today I realized that I’m a decent girl when I flew down the stairs in my heels and instead of swearing I shouted: “Oh-oh-oh!”

• I flew a few months ago from the USA to Moscow. I'm sitting in economy, approximately in the middle of the plane. As soon as we gained altitude, I heard a light hum of voices growing in intensity. Then they tap me on the shoulder: “Girl, give me the fare!” And a 20 dollar bill. I do the same with the passenger in front of me. In general, when this “twenty” hit the wall, so to speak, after a minute pause the liner was filled with homeric laughter. It was all thought up by two Russian guys in the gallery, but the whole plane was in on it!
• On our wedding day, my fiance (now husband) wrote on a sky lantern: “Take me, I don’t know her.”

• I once met my son from school and saw such a touching moment as his classmate takes out a pie, breaks it in half and gives one part to Yegor.
  The next day I tell my son: “Now you have to treat the girl, otherwise it’s not going well,” I give him change for treats, and send him to school.
  In the evening I ask:
  - Well, did you treat your classmate?
  - No. Gave me money.

• For three days now, my brother has found my phone and set idiotic ringtones for my alarm. The day before yesterday I woke up to “Aka-47”, yesterday to Valery Leontyev’s “Augustine”, and today to “Natural Blonde”. I'm tired.

• I'm preparing lunch. I urgently sent my husband to the store (3 minutes walk from the house) to buy onions. He returns 40 minutes later and shouts from the doorway: “Honey, there were no onions anywhere, I bought dill!” I start laughing, and he asks with incomprehension: “Did I do something funny?”
• On the Voronezh-Moscow train, when asked by a passenger about the availability of Wi-Fi in the carriage, the conductor replied: “What are you saying, nothing like that can happen, the carriage is disinfected twice a day!”
• I practice archery. Once I left the arrows at the dacha. I come back a week later for them, and they are gone. Found it in a garden bed with tomatoes. It turned out that they had tied up the tomatoes. Grandmother…

A selection of real-life stories that prove that reality is much more interesting than fiction

I have a Yorkshire terrier at home. The dog is a purebred dog, so we buy her expensive shampoos, sprays, etc. Few people know, but I also use all of this. Now I have shiny beautiful hair like my dog.
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During their cheerful, drunken student days, classmates rented a private house and fed a male nobleman named Druzhok. They said: one of them was walking home from the store late at night, Friend tagged along with her. He sees a large company of mountaineers in the alley and thinks they’ll get to the bottom of it right now - and the arctic fox will be mine. Get robbed or raped. One of the non-Russians comes up and says with a characteristic accent: Friends Druzhka are my friends, let’s go, I’ll see you off. And he did. Friend - connecting people.
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When I lived with my family, we had an eternal battle for the harvest. All year round they saved egg shells under the sink (at the dacha they strewed them under the bushes). They kept torn nylon tights. They are convenient, cut into ribbons, to tie up tomatoes at the dacha. They were saving milk cartons. This is for seedlings. They didn’t throw away mayonnaise buckets. They are convenient for picking berries. You take a ribbon from your tights. You make a loop. You hang the bucket around your neck. Hands free. Hello raspberry! Well, and, of course, banks! The eternal cycle of cans in nature.
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At language courses a couple of years ago they made a “collage of wishes” - they cut out phrases and pictures from old magazines and glued them onto Whatman paper. On my collage the main phrase is “Life is like in a movie. Now is the time for...” and then in groups: family, home, relaxation, yoga, just a little work... I hung it in the kitchen on the dining table... today I looked and was stunned - almost all my wishes came true! Especially in terms of family and recreation. But it was completely in vain that I put the picture “enjoying delicious food” there. I gained 10 kg in 2 years.
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Dad's friends went on vacation in nature. Having arrived, they went to look for a place to spend the night and did not go near the car for 2 days. When we returned, we noticed that the car was behaving strangely. Upon arrival, we took it to the service center for repairs. A car mechanic calls in the evening and says: “Do you want to laugh? Come!" They come in and show them this picture: a squirrel has stuffed some crap with nuts right to the top. Just an incredible amount of nuts. They got a discount for nuts)
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When I was little, we had a cat. Due to circumstances, I often had to be home alone. Like all children, I often played dirty tricks, and by the time my mother arrived, I carefully covered up all traces of my pranks. When mom returned from work, our cat Michelle ran to meet her and meowed very loudly with different intonations. The point is that mom talked to her. I asked her what I did during my stay in the house. And at the same time, she walked around the entire apartment and Michelle “told” what I had done wrong, and my mother found it. Throughout my childhood, I really didn’t like our cat at such moments because she betrayed me to my mother every time. I always asked my mother to teach me how to talk to a cat. But she only replied that when I become a mother myself, only then will I learn to talk to cats. After a while, all this was forgotten. I've grown up. And recently my mother reminded me of conversations with a cat. She told me that I was very bad at covering my tracks, and so that I wouldn’t learn to destroy them all, she pretended to talk to our Michelle. After all, you always need to know what your child has done.
*** I’ll tell you how I entertain myself on the subway when I’m bored) One day, when I was driving home in the evening, listening to my favorite tracks on headphones, in an as usual crowded subway car on the Zamoskvoretskaya line, an attractive girl tapped me on the shoulder and asked me something. Of course, I understood that she asked something like: “Are you leaving at the next one?” I had to go out and I shook my head and said, “Yes.” And then I was puzzled by O_o. What if she asked something else! For example: “Can I rip your balls off?” And I was like, shook my head and said, “Yes.” Confusion. Since then, I've been entertaining myself on the subway by asking people wearing headphones (mostly girls) all sorts of stupid questions, like: “Will you marry me?” The girl shakes her head and says, “Yes.” I'm laughing, people around me are laughing. The girl is at a loss. I'm in a good mood.
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We were once relaxing with friends at my house, drinking, listening to music, and quite loudly. It was well after midnight, I tried to keep it quiet, because I was terribly afraid of the guy from the next apartment, I often ran into him in the entrance - a real big guy, 2 meters tall, covered in tattoos, always with a terribly serious expression on his face, in general, creepy type. But one of my friends kept turning up the volume, and I didn’t have time to follow him. As a result, there was a knock on the door, and with such force that I immediately realized who was behind the door. The music was immediately turned off and everyone became quiet. I went to the door, looked through the peephole - indeed, that same creepy neighbor. Having opened the door slightly, I was ready to say goodbye to the white light. “Well, are we having fun?” - he yelled. “Well, a little,” I squeaked. My knees were shaking so much from fear, I thought I was going to faint. He put his hand in his pocket and felt for something. I think, well, that’s it, now he’ll take out the gun and shoot me, that’s the end. And he took out his phone and said: “Listen, what was the last song you played, turn it on again, otherwise Shazam won’t recognize me through the wall.” Since that day he found me on VKontakte, we send music to each other.
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More than anything, I hate it when my girlfriend asks me to watch a movie with her. Then it starts: “Why can’t you be so romantic?”, “But you probably wouldn’t have thought of wishing me a happy birthday like that!”, “Look at Gosling’s abs! It wouldn’t hurt for you to pump up too!” Darling, I understand everything - it’s probably difficult to be the girlfriend of such an idiot, but maybe when you finish your third cutlet and look up from your TV series, you’ll finally understand that you’re not Scarlett Johansson either? I love you, but no, I'm not fucking wearing blue contacts to look like Somerhalder.
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My childhood passed in the village. She studied at a rural school. Perestroika period. In economics class, we were given homework to assemble a team and defend a business plan for our project. For some reason, all the girls had projects to open beauty salons; apparently, they didn’t have enough brains for more. And the boys have security companies. I defended the project for the production of ALCOHOL, during my defense I talked about the advantages of the project (it can be produced using any raw material, even rotten potatoes, it is widely used in industry, medicine, etc., it is in demand in the production of vodka... sorry, business is business and The main goal is to make a profit). And this is the 90s, when vodka was even sold in stalls. My entire team was given a 3, and the rest of the class a 5. It was a shame to the point of tears. There were no computers then; I collected information at the regional library. After school, she went to Moscow, graduated from one of the leading universities in Russia, worked for international holdings, and then successfully implemented her projects. I remember my school economics lesson with a smile.
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During my student years, I had so much fun with my friends that I spent the entire night riding in a taxi. The dorm is already closed. So I, an important lady, called a taxi, crawled into the car, gave him the last thousand and asked him to ride until the morning. And he is caring - not only did he not refuse, he covered me with a blanket, wiped away my tears, gave me a basin, fed me in the morning, and took me to the dorm. I still managed to place orders. Shame, I still don’t drink.
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The house is built at an angle, when going out onto the balcony I can see the neighbors on the floor below. I first noticed it a month ago: a little girl was drawing at the table, a pregnant mother was helping, and her grandmother was nearby. Sometimes I also paid attention to the shining window, but today everything was different: the baby was drawing at the table, the grandmother was fussing and the mother was walking around the kitchen with the newborn baby. Tears of joy rolled down for complete strangers to me, and they probably don’t even suspect that for someone they are like a window into another life.

We all love jokes, but sometimes life “invents” such stories that it is very difficult to believe them the first time. And how much humor and comedy there is in such stories... It’s great that there is an opportunity to “overhear” these from people who have had funny situations happen to them.

About women's

I was walking around a large clothing store. There were many young mothers with children who were whining and asking to go home. Few people managed to calm the children down. One woman stood out. She walked with the baby between the shelves, looking at the things she liked, and said to the child: “Where is the way out? I just can’t find it.”

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When I watched the cartoon “Prostokvashino” as a child, I didn’t understand Uncle Fyodor’s mother. I thought: what a harmful woman, she’s always swearing, she doesn’t want to go to her son’s village from the resort. But now I understand that she is not so harmful. And that I, too, would rather relax by the sea than in the village...

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When I’m walking alone or with someone and need a random passerby to take a photo of us, I look for girls in heels in the crowd. They certainly won't run away with my phone!

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Friends like the way I cook. My husband recently admitted that my culinary talent is one of the reasons why he married me. And I just realized from my youth that a dish covered in sour cream, stuck in the oven, is the key to success.

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Today I finally went to the fitness center. I convinced myself for a long time. Either she was leaving, or she was sick, or she was struggling with laziness. I bought a uniform, shoes... I prepared mentally for such an event for a long time. But... fitness has moved.

And funny and awkward

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I'm walking down the street and meet a man. In front of him, in his folded palms, he carefully carries something. I sharpened it - it looked like a kitten or a puppy, plump, red. It’s hard to see, the sun is blinding + myopia, and the man is a bit far away. The man is getting closer, I stare, trying to understand who he is so tenderly carrying. And then he brings his hands to his face and bites the puppy kitten’s head with relish! I was about to yell, but I managed to see who he was carrying - white guy! Plump redhead, white guy! Almost turned gray!

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My parents are TV eaters. When one of them comes into the room with food, the division immediately begins (most often dad tries to take it from mom, because he’s too lazy to go himself). Last time: mom holds a bowl of soup by one edge, dad by the other, and everyone pulls towards themselves.

This continued until all the contents spilled over the carpet. They ran from that place at the same speed as they were pulling for the plate - in different directions, shouting: “It’s your soup, you have to clean it up!” Dad is 46, mom is 44.

From childhood

In the summer, when I was little, I often spent time with my grandparents at the dacha. My grandfather is an avid smoker. Every morning we went out into the garden, sat on a bench near the pond, and grandfather smoked a pipe. When I asked why he was doing this, my grandfather told me that clouds appeared thanks to the smoke from the pipe. Throughout my childhood I looked at the sky with a feeling of pride, since it is thanks to my beloved grandfather that everyone admires the beautiful sky with clouds :)

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Children often cannot sleep because they are fidgeting under the covers. My dad, when I was little, would put me to bed, lift the blanket over the bed and say: “Well, turn around!” After which I twisted and turned and then froze, exhausted, and he covered me with a blanket. It became warm and cozy and I didn’t want to move around anymore. I fell asleep instantly.

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My son was 6 years old. They placed a plate of dumplings in front of him. The child looked at them for a long time, and then roared. To the question: “What happened?” - he replied: “I don’t know where to start!”

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In the morning I ask my daughter (3 years old):
- Lizonka, what will you eat?
- Do we have any bread?
- Eat.
- What about butter?
- And there is butter.
- And the sausage?
- And there is sausage.
- I'll have pancakes.

These are the overheard stories that prove that life is sometimes much more interesting than fiction.

My wife told me. A young woman came to see her. The case was difficult, we talked for an hour and a half. Everything was discussed, the patient understood everything. My wife sets the date for the next appointment. Turns back to the calendar on the wall: - In three weeks. Number eight. Comfortable? The patient answers: “Could you repeat to me what you said?” I read lips. Deaf. He speaks great. Reads lips. For an hour and a half, my wife did not suspect anything, although deaf people often come to see her.

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My friend really loved the singer Bilan. I even met my husband at one of his concerts. And so, for some holiday I was among those invited to visit them. Now imagine my face when I heard that their daughter’s name is (!!!) DIBILA. In honor of the aforementioned Dima Bilan... Seriously. I allowed some tactlessness, sincerely believing that I was being played, and asked to see my birth certificate. Dibila... I'm still confused

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She was born in the late 80s, when pharmacies did not have such a range of different drugs. Then it was customary in the first days to bathe a newborn in a slightly pink solution of potassium permanganate to disinfect the water and skin. But my mother overdid the dose and after bathing I turned into a black woman (potassium permanganate gave a tint to my skin). This misfortune happened just a couple of hours before the arrival of my grandmother, who was preparing to see me for the first time. And here it is! In general, my mother spent a long time making excuses and explaining what was what))

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We had a mini-bachelorette party with our friends, ordering a sea of ​​sushi to be delivered to our home. The next day I had to throw away boxes of all this, which amounted to two bags. Right next to the container, one of the bags burst and the entire contents lay on the snow. Here, from behind the forest, from behind the mountains, grandfather Yegor came out. Or rather, a homeless man, Anatoly, crawled out from behind a trash can, as he later introduced himself. He extended his palm forward and said: “Madam, let me take it all away, don’t bother!” and started throwing everything into the trash. All the knights are here!

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I say that chess is my favorite game, although I only know how the pieces move. Several music school classes, but in many of the photos I am at the piano in the large hall. I draw a little, but the edited portraits show that I am simply talented. I read books in abbreviations so that there are more of them in my arsenal of pseudo-knowledge, I memorize scientific facts, skillfully weaving them into the conversation. I’m acting like hell and I can’t stop! It's very scary to run into someone who digs deeper and realizes that I'm actually a fart.

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When I was about 10 years old, I saw on TV the Disco Accident video “Severe Rap.” In it, one of the soloists brushed his teeth with black toothpaste. In our tiny town, of course, there was no such pasta, but I just wanted it madly. I followed my older brother and begged him to find one. And one day he brought black paste in a jar! My happiness knew no bounds. And just recently I remembered this story, and my brother admitted that he simply ground activated carbon and mixed it with regular paste. My favorite brother)

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I work as a cashier and we had one interesting granny. The story began with the fact that one day this grandmother was short of a few rubles. I added some of my own. She was moved, cried, and thanked me. But apparently she liked it and she started going on my shift and buying things that were completely different from what a grandmother could afford. And every time at the checkout you make wet eyes and plaintively count the pennies again and again. I paid once... paid twice... And then I got tired of it. Granny! Have a conscience!

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I decided to buy an apartment in a 3-story building built in the 50s. All my friends dissuaded me, saying that the house was old, the cladding was terrible, there were also apartments on a long corridor, like in a dorm, and so on. A year has passed. I'm happy. Spacious, bright layout, and you can only hear your neighbors if they are “shooting a gun.” And for the first time in my entire life, I know all the neighbors, and they don’t force themselves to visit, and when they found out that there wasn’t enough money before the salary, they silently brought “goodies” from the dacha. It's like the family I never had. And my friends are jealous

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As a child, a friend had a home theater, and every evening they gathered to watch movies. One day we decided to watch a horror movie, we sat there, it was scary, there were speakers everywhere, we could hear all the noises. Then my friend couldn’t stand it, he rushed to the toilet (private house, toilet on the street) opens the door and there she stands, death with a scythe, everything is as it should be, a hood, you can’t see her face. Naturally, he yells. He turned on the light, it turned out it was a neighbor, it was raining and he was wearing a hood, but not with a scythe, but with a shovel, which my friend at the gate forgot, and the man brought it: D

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A work colleague told about his wife, how in a dream she caught him cheating, without waking up she sat on top of her peacefully sleeping husband and began to strangle him. I woke up from a good slap in the face. We laughed at work and forgot. 5 years have passed and a similar story is happening to me. I wake up to my missus, sitting astride me, with her eyes closed, squeezing her fingers on my throat. I woke her up more correctly, but in the morning she didn’t remember anything. Probably all women have the gene for killing their husbands when they cheat.

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Left home without keys. Mom needed to leave urgently. I come home, there are no keys, no one is home. I waited in the entrance for 3 hours, when my dad opened the door and saw a note on the table saying “the neighbor has the keys.” What kind of logic is it to leave a note on the table of a closed apartment saying where the keys are?

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I had a boyfriend. He didn’t say his last name at all. She started calling him Chaynikov as a joke. What was my surprise when some time later he showed me his license, passport and business cards with his last name Chaynikov! I guessed right, I guessed right! And he thought that I had called him by the car number.

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My son (6 years old) came into the kitchen with a light bulb in his mouth, my husband dropped a large mug of hot coffee on his leg out of laughter, and I jumped up from a loud blow and my husband’s yelling and hit the shelf above my head. Result: the three of us sat in the emergency room: my husband with a suspected broken fingers and burn, me with a suspected concussion, and my son with a light bulb in his mouth. The doctor could barely keep from laughing

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It seems to me that every girl has her own superpower. Some people look good in photos, others eat a lot and don’t gain weight. And the hair on my legs grows very slowly, it can remain smooth for a month) Not so great, of course, but better than nothing))

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My dog ​​is not very playful, she collects her toys, puts them next to her and that’s the end of it. My husband and I decided to show her how to play. They took a ball and started throwing it at each other, running after it... In general, we tried. The dog looked and looked... Then it came up to me at the moment when the ball was in my hand, took it and took it to all the other toys... It broke us off.

It is unlikely that anyone can argue with the statement that life is much more interesting than any fiction.
Strange and wonderful things happen to each of us every day, and sometimes it is simply impossible to remain silent about it. Therefore, there is even a special project that helps people anonymously share their revelations.
There are different stories: happy and sad, evil and kind. We are inspired by stories about what made their authors' lives happier and more fun. These are the revelations collected in this article.

About goodness

I'm waiting for my wife on the bench at the entrance. A red cat comes up and meows. I talked to him, and he caresses and meows, he also tells me something of his own, it’s clear that he’s homely, lost, and not afraid of people. I met him at the house and the next day he was meowing at me again. On the third day I saw him all dirty - as before, he came up to me and was already meowing sadly, as if he was crying. I have never had animals before in my life, and now I have the most intelligent and sociable cat in the whole world.

I live in a city where there are two railway stations. The railway line from one station to another runs through the city, along the road to the airport. So, if the guys are sitting in “ambush” with a radar on the road, then the driver “blinks” the diesel locomotive’s headlights at oncoming cars. Our people cannot be defeated! For those with poor eyesight, we arm ourselves with glasses so as not to miss the signal. The online store offers modern vision glasses to buy in just one click. You just need to choose the frame model you like and add the lens parameters from the prescription, place an order - and wait for the package. Convenient service, quality materials, free delivery and product warranty - these facts speak in favor of choosing this particular store.

My wife is a teacher at the institute, strict, gives bad marks without compromise. Sometimes he brings exam papers home. So, when my “bitch” falls asleep, I change some Ds to Cs, because I myself was a D student. While it's channeling. Have fun kids, you have your own incognito genie!

Once, when I was in first grade, I was running along the school corridor and fell. The floors were wooden, all my knees and palms were full of splinters. Unexpectedly, tenth grade boys came to the rescue, skipping class, picking splinters out of my knees, calming me down as I cried bitterly. Many years have passed since then, but I remember these supermen! If they're reading this: thank you guys so much for your kindness.

I fell asleep on the subway after work. I wake up and realize that I put my hands under my head and rested on the man’s lap. I felt ashamed, I didn’t know how to get up and get out unnoticed. Apparently, the man saw that I had woken up and said with a smile: “Yes, you are sleeping, sleeping, I passed my stop about 10 minutes ago.”

About failures

Photographer. After the registry office, the newlyweds are given pigeons to release into the sky. I take a standard shot with the pigeons in their hands and say: “Kiss!” In 99% of cases, grooms kiss the dove, not the bride.

I came to a new job, made eyes at the guy for a week, the next week he came up and asked what he had done to me and why I was looking at him so angrily.

For three years we celebrated the anniversary of the marriage registration on October 17, until we looked at the certificate, in which the date was November 17...

I'm at work, my husband is at home. To my question: “What are you doing?” - replied: “I’m doing your job!” I was happy: I thought she was cooking dinner and washing the floors. I come and he’s eating candy.

As a child, when I visited my grandmother’s house, I imagined that the socket in the bedroom was a microphone, and I sang different songs into it. I stopped doing this when the neighbors said through the same outlet: “Girl, we can hear everything.”

About life

Today there is such sun, I remember March 8, 2009 - it is also very sunny and warm, this is rare. We were driving around the city on a tram, and then the woman driver began to sing into the microphone, then the conductor read a poem, and all passengers were allowed to convey congratulations, read poetry, and sing. And I was simply speechless and cried from an excess of emotions. This is Peter.

At the exit from the subway, a grandmother and a five-year-old boy were walking up the stairs in front of me. Coming out into the spring Moscow sun, the baby stopped and said with a breath: “A strange melancholy state...” “Don’t drive yourself into this emotional trap,” answered the granny, and they headed towards the entrance to Pushkinsky. Cultural Moscow.

I live in Germany. who can pronounce “kraftzeughaftpflichtferziherung” without pausing to take a breath, call a frying pan “kavaraska” because, damn it, the Russian language is very difficult!

About love

After my business went bankrupt, I worked as a taxi driver for two months and didn’t tell my wife anything. Today I found out that she knew everything and secretly worked as an English tutor. I love her.

When I went to school, my mother always woke me up in the morning, now I study in another city several thousand kilometers away, I go to school by half past eight, and my mother goes to work by ten, but every morning she calls me at seven in the morning and wishes me well morning. Take care of your mothers - they are the most valuable thing you have.

I spent most of my childhood frequently visiting my mother at work in a children's oncology rehabilitation center.
So, one 17-year-old girl with her boyfriend left an indelible impression for the rest of her life. She had osteosarcoma, had several chemotherapy sessions, and had her left leg cut off above the knee. One day a guy came to visit her, that girl told him, let’s break up, I don’t want to ruin your life. The guy told her a firm “no” and declared that she was the best for him.
Not long ago I met them by chance. She is wearing trousers, with a prosthesis, of course, they are walking holding hands, with two children with them. We got to talking, and the eldest son (he’s 6) got into the conversation, proudly declaring that his mother is the best, because she’s a Terminator.